Match: Thorniewood United v Johnstone Burgh
Date: 02/05/2024
Venue: Robertson Park, Viewpark
Competition: WOS Division One (Tier 7)
Entry Fee: £6
Travel: £3.85
Miles completed today: 28
Total miles remaining: 27976
Another day another game. It’s not often Thursday evening fixtures pop up so tonight presented an opportunity I didn’t want to miss and that’s a trip to Uddingston… or is it?
Here’s the first did you know of this post. Although it’s commonly accepted, Thorniewood aren’t actually based in Uddingston – they’re based in Viewpark.
The only thing I knew about Viewpark is that there’s a Jimmy Johnstone statue but annoyingly I didn’t have time for a detour.
Thorniewood are a team that I’ve seen a number of times but always the bridesmaid. In terms of this fixture, most of the narrative is geared towards visitors Johnstone Burgh and their promotion push but I haven’t come to see them, this one’s all about the home side.
The First Division of the WOSFL is incredibly tough. United currently sit 11th and incredibly, they can still go up. It’d take a miracle you’d only find written in the bible but it’s not mathematically impossible. They probably won’t go up and they definitely won’t go down, but how high can they finish?
The two are familiar opponents and Thorniewood haven’t beaten Johnstone in the last 5. They did however play out a 2-2 draw just a few weeks ago in the reverse fixture. The Wood have always impressed when I’ve saw them play so I’m intrigued to see how this one pans out.
Odds:
Thorniewood United 12/5
Draw 9/2
Johnstone Burgh 8/15
The Ground
Last week I did Lugar Boswell Thistle and asked why nobody speaks about an absolute gem of a ground. Robertson Park is of the same ilk. I didn’t look up the ground beforehand and had no idea what to expect but what a setup! First things first, only £6 to get in is a snip compared to others at the same level. Once you’re in you have a few choices. Head towards the old terracing behind the goal, head to the hill beside the dugouts or over in the covered stand with the ultras.
The young team are probably the loudest I’ve experienced so fair play to them, singing and jumping around for the full 90 minutes. They had a Thorniewood flag (obviously) and for some reason, a Turkiye flag.
Next to the snack bar and dressing rooms are a row of picnic benches which turned out to be a popular spot. The most impressive part for me was the crowd. There aren’t many games on in Scotland so if you want out the house, this is the place to be.
I’m a sucker for old terracing. Behind one goal is a few rows worth with crush barriers and crumbling terraces. Thorniewood have played here since 1957 and while I don’t think the terracing is quite that old, it’s certainly a fair age.
This is a great place to watch a game and I can see myself coming back here where my time allows.
The Game
I’m going full clique and calling this a game of two halves. Johnstone are looking for Premier League promotion and they looked like a Premier League side. In the first five minutes of the game, Thorniewood hadn’t touched the ball in the Johnstone half. Unfortunately, I don’t have a team line from the home side but United’s keeper made a fantastic point blank reaction save from a header, but the resulting corner was headed into the net by Jason Naismith. Blair Rossiter added a second with a 25 yard volley and this was a goal of the season contender. The ball as risen steadily from his foot arrowed into the top corner.
In the second half Thorniewood really stepped their game up. From not being in the game in the first half to dominating in the second. Unfortunately for them, Burgh defended extremely well, especially in the central midfield area blocking any way through for Thorniewood. There weren’t too many second half opportunities for either side but the home team did come close twice late on but for good goalkeeping from Scullion. Thorniewood deserved at least a goal for their efforts but Johnstone winning the game was a fair result.
Full time: Thorniewood United 0-2 Johnstone Burgh
MOTM
Blair Rossiter. I mean, for the goal alone! He also assisted the first and caused problems throughout, particularly in the first half. For a small guy, he’s not scared to get stuck in and he’s got everything you’d want from a tricky winger. A real quality player.
Summary
Why has nobody told be about Robertson Park? The ground has everything from cover and vantage points, to terracing, picnic benches, scran, a social club and a grass park. What’s not to like?
I know Thorniewood technically isn’t Uddingston but I’m sure they’ll be happy to take on the mantle of being the club to represent them. Uddingston is a fairly big place and whilst there’s plenty of clubs within a few miles, Uddingston only have Thorniewood meaning the possibilities for growth are endless here.
On the park it wasn’t their night, but they dominated a top side in the second half and showed they’re no pushovers. There are many grounds I’ll only see once in my life for various reasons but I’ll be back here, that’s a certainty.