Club 106/285 – Lochmaben

Match: Lochmaben v St Cuthbert Wanderers
Date: 13/01/2024
Venue: Whitehills Park, Lochmaben
Competition: South of Scotland League (Tier 6)
Entry Fee: £3
Travel: £17.85
Miles completed today: 146
Total miles remaining: 29488

Where do I begin with this one? In typical January fashion, my plan A fell through. I’m conscious of how much I still have to compete up the east/north east but the weather didn’t look too kind and at this point I must give Forfar West End and Lochmaben a bit of credit.
I messaged Forfar asking what the chances are who told me well in advance it’d likely be off so I fired Lochmaben the same message at around 10pm and they got back to me almost straight away. Very good communication from both. 

So it’s the South of Scotland we go. I’ve only been down this way a handful of times and I’m always amazed at just how scenic these places are. Lochmaben is absolutely no different, let’s touch on the town first.

The centre piece is most definitely a statue of Robert the Bruce. There’s a (dubious) claim that he was actually born in Lochmaben, but it is certain that his family built a castle and that he himself fought a battle against the English nearby.


There are two loch’s, but I only had time to take a wander to one of them and picked Kirk Loch. Pictures paint a thousand words, so here’s one I snapped. Stunning right? 

I’m no photographer, but this is one of the best I’ve ever taken

Preview

This is a match between two sides who have found it tough this season. Lochmaben have won 2 games, St Cuthbert Wanderers just the one. Surely both see this as a winnable game? McBookie don’t price up the South of Scotland League, but I’d have the home side down as favourites.

The Ground

Lochmaben isn’t a big place, but Whitehills Park is tucked away behind the village with the entrance at the back end of a housing estate. As you walk down the gravel path the ground opens up and before you stands rolling hills and blue skies – every bit as scenic as I’d come to expect from trips to Dumfries and Galloway. 
There’s a great vantage point on the far side but most spectators stay by the pavilion. 
A quick work on prices, £3 to get in and £1.50 pies. This is great value for money and I can’t have imagined just what my 3 quids worth would get me.
I’ve said this a million times, every ground has a quirk. The Whitehill Park pavilion has some orange slates on its roof to spell out ‘Lochmaben FC’. Not for the first time today, it makes for a great picture.

The Game

Well, I certainly got value for money, but not in the way I was expecting. 

I feel like Lochmaben have better players, but they didn’t hold on the the ball well enough at all during the match. Long hopeful balls up to small strikers didn’t wield a whole lot of success, but I still thought they’d win the game! St Cuthbert Wanderers front 3 all had a decent game and the first time there was any space in the game, they had their noses in front. Their right winger #11 controlled then volleyed past Cruikshank who got a strong hand on the ball but couldn’t keep it out.
Just a minute later, we were level again. A great finish from Dylan Crawford arrowed into the corner from the edge of the box – goalie didn’t move!
As I rubbed my hands at the prospect of a goal fest, chances failed to materialise and we went in 1 each at the break.
There was plenty of needle in the game, players on both sides with subtle kicks and pushes and plenty of verbals. 
I feel sorry for the referee. He got a lot wrong, but he had so much to deal with. I don’t think Pierluigi Collina would’ve managed to keep a lid on this one. 
I must stress, no team was more guilty than the other, but the two sides booted each other up and down the park.
Wanderers keeper went up for an arial challenge and won the ball. There was a wee collision with the challenging player but the keepers reacted and raised his hands. Chest or face I’m not so sure but he was off and we had another rarity – an indirect free kick in the box and an outfielder in goals.
Lochmaben really started to push at this point but the award of a last minute penalty against them put the result in real jeopardy. Wanderers number 5, who had been arguing with the Lochmaben coaches the whole game (entertaining) stepped up. Could he be the villain? No, the pen was saved by Cruickshank and it looked like that would be that.
A push off the ball saw Lochmaben’s 5 sent off and a full on rammy broke out which the poor ref had to decipher. He sent a further 2 players off – one from each side and booked another 2 (at least). All this had come after one of Lochmaben’s coaches had been sent off for giving the ref grief earlier meaning the red card count was up at 5.
Just as it looked like the incident was sorted another fight broke out up the pavilion where committee members, fans and then all of the players ran to try and break up.
The poor ref then made the best decision he’d made all day – restarted the game and blew for full time straight away. 

Full time: Lochmaben 1-1 St Cuthbert Wanderers

MOTM

Neither of the 3 keeper’s were tested much but I’ll go for Cruikshank in the Lochmaben goal on the basis he saved a last minute penalty and was one of the only players on the park not to end up in the book.

Summary

Wow. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a game as feisty, and I certainly haven’t blogged about one. A point was probably the fair result as neither were really successful in front of goal. I’d read about Robert the Bruce’s battle with the English here but nobody had prepared me for the bloodbath at Whitehills Park.
What I will say, is that I loved it! A picturesque town and ground added to the occasion and standing on the hill watching the last few minutes as the sun was going down is an image etched in my mind – hopefully for a long time.
Guys, it’s THREE QUID to get into most South of Scotland games, if that’s not motivation enough to visit I don’t know what is. 

A hugely successful trip, I’ll leave you with some more pics of the beautiful Whitehills Park 

Club 105/285 – Hill of Beath Hawthorn

Match: Hill of Beath Hawthorn v Glenrothes
Date: 06/01/2024
Venue: Keir’s Park, Hill of Beath
Competition: EOS Premier League (Tier 6)
Entry Fee: £8
Travel: £13.35
Miles completed today: 114
Total miles remaining: 29634

Welcome to my first post of 2024, and welcome to my plan A, plan B, Plan C of the weekend.
Sometimes my games happen by accident, and that’s exactly how I ended up at Keir’s Park.
As games were getting called off left right and centre I bottled a long journey and turned up at Crossgates to find out the game was off just as I got there!
Thankfully, Hill of Beath is only a mile or two up the road and managed to beat the frost. Still, the entertainment on show would prove to be way more than I bargained for.

Hill of Beath is a small mining village in Fife, and there are many like it close by. In a footballing sense, it’s a hotbed of footballing legends. Two Scotland captains in Scott Brown & Willie Cunningham were raised in the village. As if that wasn’t enough, everyone’s favourite manager Dick Campbell is also a local. Finally, there’s another Scottish football legend and this one has his own statue, Jim Baxter! It’s be interesting to see if another place as small has produced more important figures in our game, I doubt it.


The clubs greatest day came on the 20th of May 1990 when they won the Junior Cup down at Rugby Park against Lesmahagow. As teams have moved away from the Junior tag, Hill of Beath sit amongst the Premier League clubs. After a tough start to the season, results have picked up and they’re in a strong position way above the relegation zone. Glenrothes are in the bottom three and have had a tough time of it this season.

The Ground

As this wasn’t my intended location, I’d done no preparation whatsoever. No expectations to be met but this is a cracker of a ground. Keir’s Park is the perfect combination of old and new. From the outside, the gates and turnstiles look as though they’re as old as the ground and from the inside it’s clear that the club have done significant work over the last few years on ground improvements.
I knew the club were SFA licensed, so the setup was always going to be impressive.
I always say that grounds and club have a niche and I struggle to think of another ground with so much cover. 3 sides of the ground under shelter isn’t something you see too often at tier 6 – great work from all involved!
There’s a sizeable slope on the pitch too. It looked heavy and still a wee bit frozen in places, but fair play to the ref for saying game on and saving my day!

The Game

This was a fast paced end to end encounter. Both sides great going forward and two goalkeepers on top form.
I had a serious case of deja vu watching the event unfold. For example, all of Glenrothes’ goals came from the left hand side, and as soon as they’d score, Hill of Beath would pin them back almost immediately.
Reece Brown opened the scoring after being found with a cutback but his finish was side footed into the top corner from about 12 yards and it probably had to be if he wanted to score.
Just a minute later, Brandon Luke levelled the game. Decent strike, but I feel the keeper might’ve done better. That being said, he made some excellent saves!
The Glens retook the lead, this time a close range finish after a cross from the left tapped home by Stuart Cargill.
Hill of Beath won a free kick in the Glenrothes half and swung the ball towards the back post. Dan Baur managed to get a head on it at close range and the score was back level at 2-2!
Glens had the lead for a third and final time when Jay Bridgeford scored at the second time of asking after another great ball in… you guessed it, from the left hand side!
This time Hill of Beath would not respond immediately and neither side could muster and control. They almost had an equaliser later on, but a heroic block by Craig Wallace saved a certain goal and it looked like the Glens were up the road with a much needed 3 points… or so they thought.
Ross Allum found space in the box as the ball rather fortuitously spun towards his head as if he had a magnet. His close range header hit the back of the net and pandemonium ensued.

What a game!

Full time: Hill of Beath Hawthorn 3-3 Glenrothes

MOTM

The club MOTM award was given to their first goalscorer Brandon Luke but I want to go with Blair Penman in the Hill of Beath goal. Both goalkeepers made impressive saves but one or two of Penman’s were borderline miraculous. The one that sticks in my mind was actually Glenrothes’ third goal. He made a point blank reaction save that stunned the spectators and whilst the glory was short lived as the rebound was scored, I was left wondering how he’d kept the initial effort out! Glenrothes were marginally the better team – certainly in the first half. I feel that without Blair Penman Hill of Beath might not have got their point.

Summary

For somewhere I didn’t expect to be and a fixture I didn’t expect to see – I’m glad I did. A proper ding dong battle with 6 goals evenly shared and some real quality shining through on a bitter cold afternoon – what more can I ask for? This is a ground I’d like to revisit, there’s a lot to like. Both teams brought a good support and I doubt I’d get better entertainment value anywhere else in Scotland on the day.
A wee shoutout to Ian Jackson too who’s always good company when we bump into each other on our travels.

Hill of Beath are a club with wonderful infrastructure and impressive facilities. Here’s hoping any threat of relegation is kaboshed. They’re a Premier League club and that’s where they deserve to be.