Club 61/283 – Preston Athletic

Match: Preston Athletic v Newton Stewart
Date: 27/08/2022
Venue: Pennypit Park, Prestonpans
Competition: Scottish Cup, Preliminary Round
Entry Fee: £7
Travel: £12.90
Miles completed today: 124
Total miles remaining: 34474

The early rounds of the Scottish Cup are my favourite dates in the football season. I kept an eye when the draw was being made but found myself struggling to pick where to go. A trip up to Fort William with my local team sounded appealing as did a few others but I put it down to family to decide for me.
I sent my dad all the fixtures and he picked Preston Athletic. I asked my girlfriend the same question, she shut her eyes and pointed to one – it was Preston Athletic AND on the same day the club tagged me in a post promoting one of their upcoming games so that was that, Prestonpans it is.

Preview

This is a great fixture as there’s no other way for these clubs to meet. Newton Stewart are one of the stronger sided in the south and Preston are in the second tier of the east. Outsiders may see that the away side are technically a tier above in the pyramid but the South has a much much smaller pool of teams so that doesn’t count for very much here.
Strangely, this was the only Scottish Cup match with no odds available, not sure why. I’ve noticed that Preston tend to win the games they’re favourites for and I expected them to win this one.
A run in this competition can be a game changer for almost any club in Scotland let alone a non league side. The clubs split the gate so all you need is a couple of wins and a big away day and suddenly you can afford ground improvements, a new player or the way things are going, next months leccy bill.
However, Preston also have 7 players unavailable. I’d no idea who or how important some were to the team but this would surely make a difference.

The Ground

Pennypit Park is one of the best named grounds in Scotland and there’s a story behind it. The park is built on top of an old coal mine dating back 800 years and the workers at the time were paid a penny per shift and was known as ‘the pennypit’.
There’s a fair sized stand here for the level and strangely there’s a rugby pitch next door with an identical stand, how does that happen? The pitch has grassy mounts all round meaning there’s a vantage point all the way around the ground which is my favourite way to watch a game as you can see the shape of teams rather than just legs running about. This is certainly one of the better setups at this level. The bonus ball for me was a £1.50 steak pie which is a rarity – quality it was too.
There were a lot of kids here and under 12’s go free. The ground also backs on to a row of back gardens which some of the locals took full advantage of the free view. I’m not a fan of people not paying into the football but when it’s literally in your garden that’s fair game. Anyway, good atmosphere, good ground, good surface and a big occasion.

The Game

My first impression when the teams came out is how young they all looked. There’s always one or two experienced heads but most of these players looked like teenagers. I don’t think either side will mind me saying that the game was not a classic. A lot of niggly fouls, a lot of aerial challenges and goalmouth action was at a premium. The game was extremely cagey and perhaps this is an effect of the importance of the occasion.
The only notable event of the first half was Kyle Baker’s chip from a bouncing through ball that had the keeper beaten but Connor Jamieson got back just in time to clear off the line.
I thought Baker was a handful up top but was starved of much service and space in good areas. This was partly due to Newton Stewart’s 5 at the back setup but they defended very well and gave the home side very little.
Preston almost took the lead after a cross from the right evaded Kyle Baker by inches and was sent goal bound by an oblivious Robbie Adair. This forced Euan Drysdale into a fabulous reaction save the keep the score level.
With the game approaching the end and a consecutive 0-0 for the blog we had a goal but in my opinion, the most controversial circumstances ever, let me explain.
A Preston forward came back from an offside position to challenge for a ball in his own half and was rightly flagged by the linesman. Newton Stewart then took the free kick about 15 yards inside the Preston half in the position where the offside player was pulled up. The ball in from Robbie Murray was a good one and Marc Whyte kept his cool to take a touch and volley the ball into the net for a 94th minute winner. What’s controversial about that you may ask? Shouldn’t a free kick for offside be taken inside Newton Stewarts own half instead of 15 yards inside the opposition? Much to my bemusement there was only one Preston player who was making the point to the ref before the ball was kicked, no other complaints from fans or players/coaches – I’m so confused as to what happened however I’m a neutral and this isn’t my fight.
As you can imagine, pandemonium followed with wild celebrations from the away players and benches. Tops off and being swung round their head – the lot.
Incredibly, we also had two sending offs in the game and both were Newton Stewart substitutes – neither were on the pitch. The first I can only imagine was for something he said mid way through the second half as I didn’t hear nor see anything. The second was in the aftermath of the goal and the linesman didn’t take too kindly to his multiple ‘get it up ye’ gestures at the Preston bench. A dramatic ending to a fairly drab game.
Full time: Preston Athletic 0-1 Newton Stewart

MOTM

I’ll fill in the name when I have it but Newton Stewart’s number 21 was exceptional. Nobody worked harder or ran more than this lad, his work rate and selflessness for his team didn’t go unnoticed and was absolutely pivotal in stopping a lot of Preston’s attacks at source. He was pressing the right back then popped up at right back himself seconds later – I’ve no idea what position he was playing but his effort and application impressed me.

Summary

As much as Preston Athletic are a very good and respected side it’s a shame that I’ve come on such a disappointing day for the club. I thought they were favourites for the game and from what I could gather there was a lot of expectation from their followers too but that’s football and having 7 players unavailable wouldn’t have helped.
That being said, there was literally nothing between the sides in this game. Both put in the hard yards and gave as good as they got, chances were fairly evenly split along with spells of dominance, I don’t think one team was better than the other.
They could’ve just as easily won 1-0 and the late goal was a cruel way to lose.
To Newton Stewart’s credit, I thought they worked extremely hard and they’ve turned over a heavily fancied side away from home, you have to applaud that
Pennypit Park is excellent and you can tell it’s well looked maintained. It’s certainly one of the best at the level and that alone is a reason to come visit. The club also often run a promotion where you get admission, a pie and a pint for a tenner which is really good value.
Also, if you stand on the large embankment behind the goal you can just about see Kirkcaldy in the distance over the water.

Club 60/283 – Kelty Hearts

Match: Kelty Hearts v Dunfermline Athletic
Date: 20/08/2022
Venue: New Central Park, Kelty
Competition: SPFL League One
Entry Fee: £18
Travel: £9.50
Miles completed today: 100
Total miles remaining: 34598

This was the last place I expected to find myself on this day. I had planned to take in the start of the North Caley season with Alness United but slept in and found myself reading through the fixtures in Scotland looking for a central belt game to take my lazy self to.
A last minute completely unprepared trip to the kingdom of Fife.
Kelty Hearts are a club I knew a bit about anyway so I didn’t have to dive too much into research rabbit holes looking for info and there’s never been a better time to follow the club.
Founded as an amateur team in the mid 70’s it’s impressive how far Kelty have come in a short space of time. They’re also a shining example of the potential of clubs outside of the professional game coming not only from the Lowland League at tier 5 but the East of Scotland League at tier 6. Only Cove Rangers (Tier 5 to tier 2) have moved up as many divisions and they won League Two at a canter by 21 points last season.

Preview

It’s a Fife derby and there’s a bit of history behind this one as it’s the first time the two clubs have met in a competitive game. We’re 3 games into the league season and Kelty are without a point and finding it tough in the higher division. Dunfermline on the other hand have won all 3 and are among the favourites for the title.
Kelty were tipped to do well again and will want to get points on the board as soon as possible and top v bottom in the league is the epitome of a coupon buster.
Kelty’s talisman up top Nathan Austin has missed the start of the season through injury and is still out for this one – incredibly, he’s averaged around a goal a game over the last 4 seasons

Odds:
Kelty Hearts 21/10
Draw 5/2
Dunfermline Athletic 11/10

The away side favourites but bookies are expecting this to be tight and to be fair, I agree

The Ground

I remember being here about 10 years ago and the difference between then and now is remarkable. Kelty are a well backed side both on and off the pitch and they’ve sunk a right few quid in to their infrastructure which has improved the matchday experience for spectators. There is a seated stand but the vast majority of spectators stand round the fence that overlooks the artificial surface. It looks incredibly tidy.
At the same time, the ground still has a non league feel about it which I like. Their on site social club is busy before matchday’s and I realised Hibs had scored a last minute goal against Rangers after hearing the cheers from outside before the game here kicked off. The unusual thing about New Central Park is that the players come out of the dressing rooms and have to walk through spectator areas to get to the pitch. I like this a lot, particularly if you’re a youngster and can get right up close to your idols. Terracing has also been built behind both goals since my last visit and the Dunfermline sold out their allocation taking up around half the stadium – 2167 in attendance, a number Kelty could only dream of 10 years ago.

The Game

To be honest, not a classic. This game was essentially a physical battle with the ball in the air a lot. Whenever football threatened to breakout there was a crunching tackle to put an end to it.
There were a few decent chances however, the first real chance came from Scott McGill who found himself in behind the Dunfermline via a Steven Bell long ball but his shot was saved and Rhys Breen was on hand to take it away from him at the second attempt.
Rhys Breen then had a chance at the other end from a corner but his header was straight at Darren Jamieson in the Kelty goal.
Darren Lyon made a good run and got a shot away but a decent save from Deniz Mehmet kept the score at 0-0 going into half time.
Dunfermline manager James McPake was obviously unhappy with what he was seeing and made three changes in one go just five minutes into the second half.
To be honest chances in this half were at a premium with the game very much stop start in nature. Kelty brought on Alfredo Agyeman who’s physicality allowed his team to get further up the pitch and pressurise the Pars defence. Dunfermline flashed a lot of balls across the face of Kelty’s goal but they failed to take one through a mixture of good defending and poor finishing.
It’s a bit of a damp squib I’m afraid

Full time: Kelty Hearts 0-0 Dunfermline Athletic

MOTM

I completely agree with the official MOTM award and Jordon Forster was the best player on the park. Dunfermline tried to put balls long or into the box from wide to pressurise the Kelty defence but Forster won virtually everything. He put his head on every cross and kicked every ball. I was impressed by his positional sense on the cover to ensure that when one of his team mates were beaten to the ball he was there to pick up the pieces. He made it look easy at times and was a big part of the reason Kelty were able to keep a clean sheet.

Summary

0-0’s are always a wee bit disappointing but in hindsight this is a good and most certainly welcome point for Kelty Hearts. After losing their first 3 games to take a point from the team in 1st and keep a clean sheet is an encouraging sign and they can build from here.
Dunfermline won’t be too disheartened either. They could argue it’s an opportunity missed but an away point at Kelty isn’t a bad thing and it keeps the club at the top of the pile.
New Central Park is an excellent facility and they’re still working on the ground yet. The money invested into the club has been used wisely in improvements both on and off the pitch and you have to remember and respect that this is all new territory for Kelty yet they’re coping magnificently well.
As the club has risen up the ranks more and more of the townspeople are getting behind the club and I’ll say again that 10 years ago it was inconceivable that so many young and old would be kitted out in Kelty Hearts shirts come match day.
The town was busy today and local businesses in the wee town that Kelty is will benefit off the back of the football teams success – clubs really are often the heart of the community and they certainly are here.
I’ve mentioned a few times on previous blogs that Fife is a treasure trove of great grounds for numerous reasons and New Central Park is on that list for sure. Come visit and see what the club are doing around the ground.

Finally, I enjoy listening in to conversations and was amused at a Kelty fan complaining that because Dunfermline has recently been given city status they can no longer refer to their fans as ‘Townies’. If that’s the guys biggest problem in life I want to be him.

Club 59/283 – Irvine Meadow XI

Match: Irvine Meadow XI v Irvine Victoria
Date: 19/08/2022
Venue: Meadow Park, Irvine
Competition: Marymass Derby
Entry Fee: £8
Travel: £8
Miles completed today: 46
Total miles remaining: 34698

Welcome to the Marymass derby. There are a number of fixtures on the football calendar I really want to get on the blog and this was one of them.
I’ll talk a bit more about the occasion but it’s important to remember that I’m here to see the Medda and Meadow Park – one of Scotland’s oldest grounds.
Irvine Meadow are one of the bigger clubs at non league level in Scotland. They’ve won the Junior Cup on 3 occasions along with multiple league championships. These days the club sit in tier 6 in the West of Scotland Premier League and finished 8th last season in a cut throat and ultra competitive division.

There is a question still to be answered though: What is the Marymass derby?
Marymass is a festival that runs over multiple days in the town of Irvine. There’s a carnival, dog shows, 10k races, a fireworks night and even a jousting competition!
Every year Irvine Meadow and Irvine Victoria face each other in a one off fixture for the Marymass trophy. Some would class this game as a friendly but try telling anyone around here that. This is often the loudest and biggest attended game in their calendar – this is the 96th installment of the fixture.

Preview

There are three divisions separating the sides making Irvine Meadow the obvious favourite. They’ve also dominated this fixture in recent years but that’ll count for very little here.
It’s early days but despite the gulf in divisions, Victoria have started the season well where as Meadow have had a disappointing opening few matches. I overheard a guy claim that Meadow haven’t won a home game since February (may or may not be true).
The Vics have nothing to lose as they aren’t expected to win anyway. It’s also a chance for managers to rotate their squad, it’s hard to know how this pans out.

The Ground

One word – magnificent. Meadow Park wouldn’t look out of place in the SPFL and this it has a bit of everything that pleases groundhopper types. The club have played here since their inception (although in the very early days this wasn’t ‘their’ ground but played here anyway).
I love old fashioned stand, the terracing, the way spectators are tight to the pitch, the playing surface, the merchandise stall and for this fixture especially – the atmosphere.

the entire town is out for this one. A massive crowd of blue and orange as both teams are heavily represented in the terraces and its busy virtually all around the pitch. The teams run out through the smoke of orange and blue flares as the young teams begin the chants, it’s easy to get caught up in the atmosphere.

The Match

As predicted Irvine Meadow dominated the ball but this was far from a foregone conclusion. The biggest of the chances fell to winger Ross Smith and on two occasions he came close. A channel ball from Jamie Whyte set Smith in behind the Vics defence but Owen McCallum was equal to it. His second effort was well worked as he turns his marker in the box but couldn’t get enough power on his effort and found McCallum in the way once more.
David Ramsay had one or two efforts on goal himself but his big chance was a bouncing ball that he latched onto before McCallum could get there but his chip dropped harmlessly over the bar.
Victoria did have one themselves that flashed across the face of goal but the story of the first half was that of a battle – 3 yellow cards before half time!
The early stages of the second half was much the same as the first but as time went on, space began to open up. Meadow were pressing and had a few half chances but it was almost Victoria that opened the scoring when a free kick out wide was met by a glancing header from Chris Jackson but the ball came back off the bar.
Meadow should’ve scored a scrappy goal through Callum Graham with the goalkeeper taken out of the game he only had a defender to beat but his initial effort was blocked and whilst off balance could only stab the ball past the post. How did that not go in?
The game suddenly came to life and with five minutes to play we had the opening goal. Jamie Martin met a cross at the back post and headed the ball into the net. McCallum got something on it but couldn’t keep it out nor was any blame attached.
Game over? Not quite. A mass stramash in the Meadow box was eventually stabbed home by Shane Jackson. It’s a messy goal and at least 4 different players had a go at getting something on it before Jackson eventually converted.
We had a pitch invasion with fans goading each other and the restart was delayed for more than 5 minutes whilst the referee spoke to club officials, players, police etc. I don’t think the pitch invasions were as bad as they sound. It’s young lads all likely from the same local school giving a ‘get it up ye’ to their schoolmates rather than the green street elite v Millwall but I suppose they still shouldn’t have been there.
There’s a trophy for the winner and penalties loomed but there was one last twist. With a free kick awarded in the 96th minute it was written in the stars to hit the net and that it did. Connor O’Donnell’s effort was curled towards the keepers near side and went in off the post to pandemonium on the terraces.
The final whistle blew shortly after and Medda were awarded the Marymass trophy.

Final Score: Irvine Meadow XI 2-1 Irvine Victoria

MOTM

Vics goalkeeper Owen McCallum was excellent throughout making five or six crucial saves throughout the course of the match. With Meadow in behind in multiple occasions there was no way past and whilst Meadow scoring 4 or 5 would’ve been harsh on the visitors, it could’ve been so if not for some great goalkeeping.

Summary

This is a massive occasion for both clubs and it’s every bit as big as I hoped it’d be. The game itself took a while to get going but the last 15 minutes were exciting and of course 3 late goals gave the punters their money’s worth.
Meadow Park is a wonderful ground and I was lucky enough to see it at it’s best. I thought the club handled the large crowd who all managed to get in and in good time and that’s testament to Meadow’s committee.
The old ground has seen every Meadow team there’s ever been play here and generations of supporters have graced the same terraces and stand – a marvel in non league Scottish football.
Irvine Vics played their part and should take confidence as they matched a team 3 leagues above for most of the match. For Medda, it’s maybe the wee boost needed to kickstart their season.
I love it here, what a place what a club and what a fixture.
On a final note I can 100% categorically claim that this is the only match I’ll attend where I hear a guy say to his pal ‘are you going to the jousting tomorrow?’.

Club 58/283 – Port Glasgow

Match: Port Glasgow v Vale of Leven
Date: 17/08/2022
Venue: Port Glasgow Community Stadium, Port Glasgow
Competition: West of Scotland Division Three
Entry Fee: £5
Travel: £6
Miles completed today: 32
Total miles remaining: 34744

From Buckie to Dragon Soop, I’m out of the Highlands and much closer to home. This time it’s the short train journey along the coast of the Clyde to Port Glasgow to see the town’s football club in action. I will admit to not knowing a whole lot about the Port but I do find a team nicknamed ‘The Undertakers’ and sponsored by Dragon Soop interesting. They first came to my attention last season when they announced a 90’s inspired all colourful goalkeeper shirt. It was marmite but I love a strip that’s a bit out there and hopefully I’ll own it one day! The opponents for this one are Vale of Leven who unlike the hosts, I’ve seen them play before.

Preview

Odds:
Port Glasgow 6/4
Draw 4/1
Vale of Leven 9/10

I’m expecting a close game but am a wee bit surprised at the odds. Vale are higher in the table but we’re only a few games in so I did not expect a team away from home in a close fixture to be odds on for the win. I was intrigued to see how this one pans out and I’ll I’m looking for is a little entertainment. It’s THE perfect conditions for football. Warm but not too warm with absolutely no wind.

The Ground

The walk from the train station to the ground is an interesting one. There’s a coastal path which as I had plenty time, decided to walk around 20 minutes of it. It’s nice looking out at the water and the remnants of old docks. I got to the ground and me along with a small group of others were a wee bit confused on how to get in. Having peered over the fence with 25 mins to kick off there was a game of 7 a side going on and the turnstiles were out of action. I saw a guy try the main door but wouldn’t open so we all assumed it wasn’t in there but it turns out it was! It’s only a fiver to get in which is a little less than usual at this level and to get to the spectator area you have to walk right by the dressing rooms. I can’t say I’ve done that at a game before.
Once in you realise how impressive the setup is. Two covered terracing areas capable of housing all spectators in bad weather and a large astro pitch but the real bonus ball is in the cafe. A decent range of choice but I ditched the usual pie in favour of a roll and square sausage and for only £1.50 it went down a treat. Good value all round!

The ground is just in view in the distance

The Game

This game had a little of everything. Big chances, big tackles and plenty of excitement for a neutral. Port Glasgow started the better and were having a lot of joy with the space in behind Vale’s high line.
One of these balls was met by Johnny Gallacher who’d ran from deep. Just as I thought I’d see the first big chance of the game the whistle blew for offside. This was a massive let off for Vale of Leven as he was well on but I feel like an element of leniency with the referee must be given as there’s no linesman in this league.
Despite having the better of the openings Vale of Clyde were dangerous on the counter attack as Martin Connolly broke on the left and found Scott Arthur at the edge of the box but his effort was fired over the bar.
Vale’s high line continues to cause them problems. They’d got away with one or two blown for offside but this time Kenny Mearns was clean through and bearing down on goal. His attempt was denied by a brilliant save from Reece Pollock but as good as the save was, with that time and space he simply had to score.
Both teams would have big chances before half time. Port’s Jamie McKenna had a close range diving header just wide whilst at the other end Callum Smith managed to turn his man in the box but was off balance and couldn’t get enough power behind his strike which was easily saved.
I was impressed by Craig McCormick and his delivery more often than not was on the money coming forward from left back. A magnificent curled through ball found Barry McLaughlin but Pollock was out again to make another great save. I’ve no idea how the centre half ended up making a run into the opposition box but it was a big chance nonetheless.
It was Vale who came the closest in the half though. A corner found Lewis King at the back post but his volley was cleared off the line. 0-0 at half time, but god knows how.
The second half was a little less action packed but equally as competitive as the first. The first goal came from Ports ability to get in behind again. Kenny Mearns well timed run saw him through again and this time he made no mistake with the finish to fire the home side into the lead. Shortly after, McGowan had a longe range effort crash off the post and wide but as Vale saw more of the ball in the opposition half it seemed like it might be a night where Port Glasgow may rue their missed chances.
The shouts from players and the sidelines became more desperate but with Vale on the attack McCormick made an excellent tackle and launched a crossfield ball to start a counter attack. The cross to the back post found Kyle Black who took one touch to control and shot into the bottom corner with his second.
A game where the outcome was settled late on made for much excitement but at full time it finishes:
Port Glasgow 2-0 Vale of Leven

MOTM

I’m going to pick Port Glasgow left back Craig McCormick for this one. The quality he possesses and his range of passing impressed me. He’s strong in a tackle and wins them more often than not but towards the end of the match I picked up on him talking the rest of the backline through the match at a time where Vale of Leven were putting them under pressure in search for an equaliser. His tackle and pass led to the goal that finished the game too – a top performance.

Summary

Great setup in a scenic location. A floodlit all weather pitch leaves the potential for midweek fixtures later in the season and as it’s easy to get to it’s one I plan on doing again and again. The supporters were loud in their encouragement (ok, and their slaggings) of the players and this really adds to the atmosphere.
The team narrowly missed out on playing in a higher division last season and this win takes them above Vale of Leven in the table. There’s plenty of quality in the side and in a game where there wasn’t much in it, the ability to create good chances won them the game.
Port are currently 10th but I’d back them to rise higher in the next few game weeks as the league table levels out.
Pricing wise Port Glasgow are one of the most affordable clubs to visit. £5 is between £1-£3 cheaper than the rest of the West of Scotland League clubs for entry and their food was reasonably priced (and good) too.
If The Undertakers are at home on a midweek, I’ll be there.

Club 57/283 – Buckie Thistle

Match: Buckie Thistle v Strathspey Thistle
Date: 13/08/2022
Venue: Victoria Park, Buckie
Competition: Highland League
Entry Fee: £10
Travel: £14.90
Miles completed today: 416
Total miles remaining: 34776

I have a list of how far every ground in Scotland is from my house – only 8 are further away than Buckie Thistle. Still, when I started this project Buckie was one of my most anticipated.
Playing in green and white hoops you may wonder if there’s a Celtic connection and the answer is yes (or at least they think so) Buckie Thistle have played in the hoops since 1908 and whilst I couldn’t find confirmation for definite, it’s folklore that Celtic actually donated kits to them and the hoops and colours have been adopted ever since.
The club have played Highland League football for over 100 years and have won the title 11 times and these days Buckie are one of the best in the league and a prime candidate for promotion.

Preview

The Highland League is extremely unforgiving. Buckie Thistle actually went on a 25 game unbeaten streak that saw out the season, won 23 of the 25 games and still only finished second in the league! It’s early days this season but they’ve already defeated champions Fraserburgh and they were the team I backed to win the league before a ball was kicked so it’s all rosy at the moment.
The opponents are Strathspey Thistle and for reasons I’ve mentioned above, it’s a must win. It’s fair to say the two teams are at opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to the league placings. Buckie with aspirations to win the title and Strathspey probably looking to maintain their Highland League status. That’s not a sleight against them, it’s competitive at both ends but there is a fair gulf between the top echelons and the lower.

Odds:
Buckie Thistle 1/25
Draw 8/1
Strathspey Thistle 18/1

I made my usual pre match prediction, I went 8-0 Buckie Thistle and incase you don’t believe me…

The Ground

Before I arrived at the ground I took a wee detour to see where Buckie’s other team played. Buckie Rovers were part of the north juniors but are currently in abeyance and haven’t been seen post covid. Here’s hoping they’re back soon and I get to visit the town again!

On to Victoria Park and this ground is easily one of my favourites. One seated stand that’s elevated and looks a little unconventional, I can’t think of one that looks similar. At the other end there’s a large sheltered terracing and plenty of green space around the rest of the park to take in the game. A large hospitality suite, a club shop and a large cafe is all on site too.
What struck me immediately is the amount of people wearing replica shirts. I thought adults adorning the club shirts had all but died out but not here and it’s a glorious sight.
We now get on to the important part – the pie. There are loads of options at Buckie Thistle including steak bridies which were massive but the offer of a steak and black pudding pie caught my eye and I’m putting it out there that it’s the best pie I’ve had in Scottish football. Incredible!

The Game

I always take some sort of notes during a game and formulate it into a match report but looking back at these notes it’s just an endless list of Buckie Thistle chances.
A ball played drilled through to Josh Peters had the Strathspey defenders asking for offside but with no flag and Peters’ touch a little heavy it was Sam Urquhart who was sharpest to react and put the ball into the net with just a couple of minutes on the clock.
I was impressed with Kevin Fraser and Andrew MacAskill in the middle of the park. A great range of passing, good decision making and the two absolutely dominated the game.
You had to have seen the rest of the first half to believe it. Buckie were desperate to put the game to bed early on and threw everything at the Strathy Jags and it’d take a rocket scientist to work out how the ball didn’t end up in the net on numerous occasions. We had effort off the post, bar, a couple of ‘should do betters’ and a remarkable goalkeeping performance from Michael MacCallum in goal. Buckie did get a second before half time when and Andrew MacAskill corner was met by the head of Jack Murray whose effort was powered into the top bin – no saving that.
The second half was much the same as the first but with more conviction. Strathspey actually came close themselves when Owen Loveland crashed a long range effort off the bar but that was as good as it got for the away side.
Josh Peters showed a bit of skill with an exquisite touch out of the sky on the halfway line and ran the defender all the way to the box where he slotted the ball into the net for 3.
Another flurry of Buckie attacks culminated in Buckie’s fourth as Urquhart got in behind and squared the ball to Kyle MacLeod for a tap in. The game was over by this point but Buckie smelt blood and were ruthless in their approach.
Just four minutes later it was Peters with another and this was my pick of the bunch as an excellent Shaun Wood cross was met by a diving header which was angled perfectly to beat MacCallum.
Peters then added his third and fourth within four minutes of each other – this guy will be a huge acquisition.
The only downside to Buckie’s afternoon was a red card for Lewis MacKinnon. The referee indicated that the studs were high and through all the fog and being 70 yards away I can’t call that with any certainty.
It was all smiles again as Declan Milne netted the final goal of the game to round off a bit of a doing.

Full time: Buckie Thistle 8-0 Strathspey Thistle

MOTM: Josh Peters

There were a number of good performances. Buckie to a man were excellent but despite conceding 8 goals Strathy keeper Michael MacCallum was one of the best players on the park. However, I can’t possibly overlook a man scoring 4 goals and bullying the away sides defence for 90 minutes so Josh Peters is the obvious choice.
He’ll hold the ball up, he’ll win headers, beat a man, links up play very well and can finish. He’s literally an all round striker and he’ll tear up the Highland League – of this I have no doubt.

Summary

To be fair to Strathspey Thistle, their season is not defined on matches like this. Buckie were expected to win convincingly and they did exactly that. They were my favourites to win the title before a ball was kicked and I saw nothing to change my mind in that respect.
A team full of quality putting on a show, I certainly got my money’s worth.
As for the club and the ground, I love it. How I wish that Buckie wasn’t so far from Glasgow and I was able to attend on a more regular basis. They’re a big club in a good place and although the pyramid does not lend itself to teams being promoted from tier 5 I would like to see Buckie being able to showcase their town and club on a national stage. I will be back, of this I’m sure and I’ll leave you with a poem from the 1930’s and some photos underneath.

There’s a famous football team
It’s name’s known far and wide
They wear the famous green and white
Renowned from Wick to Clyde

Their records made in seasons past
Will stand till’ times no more
The heroes names will ever last
Their deeds thrill to the core

Let other teams their team support
One thought consoles us all
These foes admit that Thistle are
Supreme in north football

Though some are fresh from Junior ranks
They’re artists one and all
Possessing each the Thistle touch
They never waste a ball

The master touch marks ever more
From back to forward line
Their parlour passing goes to prove
They’re real Thistle all the time

Club 56/283 – Islavale

Match: Islavale v Lossiemouth United
Date: 09/08/2022
Venue: Simpson Park, Keith
Competition: Grill League Cup, Group Stage
Entry Fee: £4
Travel: £17
Miles completed today: 380
Total miles remaining: 35192

Being up north for a week has its perks, the main being midweek football I wouldn’t get to otherwise. Keith is best known in football terms for their Highland League side but there’s another literally yards away – Islavale FC.
I’ll admit to not knowing a whole lot about them and even info on google is pretty scarce. They have had an English Premier League winner and Scotland captain in their ranks though, Colin Hendry was born in the town and played for Islavale before moving on to stardom.
Although Keith is a long way from my home in Glasgow it’s pretty easily accessible as they’ve a train station on the main Inverness – Aberdeen line but Islavale still seems to be a less travelled road among groundhopping circles.
It’s the last round of League Cup action and my head hurts at the permutations surrounding this one.

Preview

Get your heads round this one. Islavale, Lossie United & Burghead Thistle are in a group of 3 where one progresses to the next round.
Burghead defeated Islavale 2-0, Lossie defeated Burghead 2-0 which means Islavale need to win this one by 3 goals to progress – but what happens if Islavale win 2-0, drawing lots? I know I’m a neutral but I’d like to see that happen just to see how it pans out.
Opponents Lossie United have been out of the fold for a while but have reformed their team for the upcoming season and going on pre season and the very early start to their competitive fixtures they look like they’ll do well.
I’m told Islavale have improved on last year and are rather optimistic about the upcoming campaign. It’s a tougher league as they’ve merged two divisions and Islavale came from the lower but for the most part there’s little between the teams at this level.
Lossie possibly slight favourites but it should be close. Islavale have nothing to lose and as they need to win by 3 they’ll be going for it. They may or may not get the goals required but they’ll also leave space at the back trying so this game is set up to provide goals goals goals.

The Ground

Simpson Park is tucked away in the back of an industrial estate, the kind of place you’d never find if you weren’t looking for it. Most grounds at this level and area are pretty similar – a fenced off pitch with some basic facilities but whilst that does exist here there’s a large covered standing area No seats but handy for the rain and would fit all spectators in quite comfortably – impressive. There’s also a near identical pitch next to this even down to the ring fence around it and it seemed like Keith’s youth side (going by the colours) were out training. Some stayed to watch the game too which was cool. Pitch in good condition, a level playing surface and great to see linesman but that seems to be the norm up here. A crowd of about 50/60 in for this one. It’s a tidy ground in a nice town and it’s a warm night, perfectly poised for football.

The Game

Islavale actually started very well. They had an element of control over their opponents and the bulk of the ball. They needed an early goal and that’s exactly what they got and deserved. A front post corner was met by the head of Scott Barron who adjusted his body really well to direct a diving header into the net, game on!
The players were niggling at each other at every opportunity. Great to watch but not easy to referee and the man in the middle had his first big decision to make as Alex Poulter flew in to a heavy tackle. Fans and players both incensed but yellow was the decision. I lost count of how many players had been booked throughout the game – a lot the best answer I can give.
Vale thought their day would get even better as Owen Christie found himself clean through but was denied by Daniel Hall. It’s not even one of those where the striker should do better, just excellent goalkeeping.
As if Lossie hadn’t already had a warning, Barron met a corner again but this time just wide. The big chance for me fell to Vale’s Brodie Christie as he was unmarked in the 6 yard box but couldn’t execute a volley on the turn. A difficult skill to pull off but I feel like that had to go, I was bemused at the lack of reaction around for that one.
Half time and it’s 1-0 Islavale. Lossiemouth had a decision to make here, A 1-0 defeat is good enough to see them through but it’s such a dangerous scoreline. Islavale will play the same way, it’s worked so far. Do Lossie soak up the pressure and rely on defending well or do they push up the park in search of an equaliser but in turn leave themselves more exploited?
Well, neither really. Lossie were better in the second half and I’d put that down to their midfield. I feel like Islavale had dominated the middle of the park in the first period but this dynamic had changed and was very much more even.
The home side had a setback as Ross Fiske met a free kick with a close range volley to level the game. There’s some dubiety over the awarding of the foul in the first place which I feel could be justified but Vale didn’t defend this well and Fiske couldn’t believe the space he had.
Islavale thought they’d got themselves in front when Owen Christie nudged their defender off balance when the ball was in the air and slotted past Hall for 2-1 but his celebrations were halted by the sound of the referee’s whistle. It’s one of them where sometimes it’s a foul and other times you get away with it but whilst the home fans and players vented their frustrations I actually didn’t mind this being given – but it was a let off for Lossie.
Not much seemed to happen for a long period after this but Poulter picked up a second yellow for a late barge. No issue with the decision it’s definitely a yellow.
Islavale almost scored through Barron from a corner again but his looping header was cleared off the line.
Ross Archibald latched on to a great through ball and at an angle that was closing rapidly, tucked his left footed shot into the far corner to burst Islavale’s bubble, excellent goal to be fair

Full time: Islavale 1-2 Lossiemouth United

MOTM: Scott Barron

The centre half put in one of the most dominant ariel displays I’ve seen at both ends of the park. His presence at attacking corners is phenomenal and with a little more luck might’ve had a hat trick. He’s strong in the tackle too, a solid no nonsense defender – every team could do with one.

Summary

I overheard some of the home support bemoan the referee after the game but I don’t think that was the reason Islavale lost the game. It was close and could’ve went either way – I don’t think there’s much between the teams at all. The ref was card happy and pulled some fouls up when he could’ve let the game flow but this was the same for both teams.
The goal to win it was a quality pass and finish in what was otherwise two sides cancelling each other out.
An intriguing battle for sure and Lossie deserve some credit for going on to score the winner with just 10 men.
Islavale were good and there’s a lot of reason to be optimistic. I think they’ll definitely improve on last seasons placing and if every game is as tight as this then they have a lot to battle for and will reap the rewards if they play to their fullest.
Ultimately a good game in a tidy ground on a warm night. I’m sure Islavale will extend my best wishes to Lossie in the next round but I’d like to wish Islavale all the best for the league campaign and thanks for having me!

Club 55/283 – Larkhall Thistle

Match: Larkhall Thistle v Bellshill Athletic
Date: 03/08/2022
Venue: Gasworks Park, Larkhall
Competition: West of Scotland Division 3
Entry Fee: £6
Travel: £7
Miles completed today: 40
Total miles remaining: 35572

Another day, another game. Unlike Broadwood the previous night I had never been to Larkhall Thistle’s Gasworks Park. Come to think of it, I’ve never been to Larkhall.
I was always told that the curbs in Larkhall were painted red, white and blue. The town has a massive Rangers connection and despise the colour green so much that there are grids over the traffic lights to stop the green light being smashes to pieces. Even a major company like Subway had to ditch their usual green branding and apparently it’s the only place in the UK they’ve done so in fear of being targeted. To have such a resentment towards a colour is caveman behaviour and I’d urge the townspeople that think this way to grow up a bit. My trip here of course is not to find a Rangers connection but to visit Larkhall Thistle which you’ll be glad to know was a much more pleasant experience.

The Ground

Gasworks Park is one of the more convenient grounds to get to. There’s a train direct here from Glasgow Central and it’s literally a 3 minute walk to the park. My verdict? It’s an absolute gem. I was told on Twitter by David Stoker that this ground was ‘a classic’ and that’s the best way I can describe it. The club first played here in 1881 and have remained ever since and whilst many other teams at this level have moved out of their traditional grounds in search of something new and shiny or a multi use astro pitch, Gasworks Park has stood tall all these years and hopefully will for many more.
The first thing you notice when you approach the ground is the exit gate. It’s a cool feature and I liked to so much I made it the cover photo for this blog entry.
The club also lays claim to having the only junior ground to have hosted the Junior Cup final and they’ve done it twice. Now the juniors have all changed, it’s essentially league and non league in scotland now but I think Larkhall would even have that record to their name and that’s a cool wee snippet of history, I’m glad they’re embracing it.
It’s the fairly standard 6 quid to get in but a pie is only £1.50 and it’s great to see printed programmes on sale. I know this sounds a little ironic as I’m not a huge programme fan, I never have been but it’s such an authentic part of the matchday experience for many. As I took a walk along the crumbling terracing I tried to imagine the people that have played here over the last 141 years and it’s a mind-blowing thought. There’s 1 large sheltered stand at Gasworks Park and it’s a beauty. There are only a handful of stands left that look like his, sort of similar to Pollok’s and I can’t get enough. It can’t be easy maintaining the ground and I have the utmost respect for the committee that do this year after year. If you’re looking for somewhere nostalgic look no further, it really is a beautiful ground and I know groundhoppers especially get a buzz out of this.
The conditions for football are absolutely perfect. Dry and warm with a cool, light breeze.

Preview

I’d never seen Larkhall play before and I was aware that Bellshill have a completely different squad to when I last visited them.
Now I’ve seen enough teams play now that I can guage how good other sides are based on results and I tend to get a lot right but McBookie had priced the home side at 1/4 which had me seriously doubting myself. I had this down as a close game that could go either way, maybe Larkhall the slight favourites but the bookies are rarely wrong.
It’s early days in the season and it looks like a very even division. Both have played one game, Larkhall won theirs whilst Bellshill tasted defeat. Nobody is getting carried away yet but it’d be a great game to win.
The biggest worry for Larkhall here is the 7 players they’re missing which makes McBookie’s 1/4 shout even more mental.

The Game

I’ll get the disappointing part out of the way first, it finished 0-0. The game was end to end and played at a high tempo. In the first half I felt like Larkhall had more control of the game and were probably the better team but the big chances of the half all seemed to fall to Bellshill.
Almost all chances fell to the away side’s number 11 (not sure of a name) but never really one you’d expect him to score. After putting one a long range effort just over the bar he tried again from 40 yards after Matty Craig in the Larkhall goal had rushed from his goal to head clear a loose ball.
If anyone was going to score, you felt it’d be him.
Larkhall looked good down the left with their own number 11 who caused problems but couldn’t quite find the final ball. He wasn’t alone in this though, the ‘nearly’ moments were the story of the first half.

Larkhall asserted more dominance in the early stages of the second half, so much so that I thought a goal was inevitble. Bellshill’s keeper misjudged a volley and Larkhall’s 14 thought he’d be in for a tap in but the angle took him wider than he’d like and the goalkeeper recovered to make a the save.
Shortly after Larkhall’s number 7 had a header from a corner hit the foot of the post.
The longer it stayed 0-0 the more tense things got and as a neutral that’s the part I enjoyed. The players and coaches communications were hinging on desparate as every header, pass, tackle or mistake was met with about 10 panicked voices from all over the pitch.
I think by this point both teams thought they were good value to take somehting from the game but were fearful of losing.

Towards the end of the match Bellshill had two very good chances to win it. Both were excellently saved by Matty Craig. Bellshill 8 found himself clean through after a mistake in the Larkhall defence but the centre half recovered and put just enough pressure on his opponent forcing him to take the shot earlier than he’d like and give Craig an opportunity to tip the effort out for a corner.
The second chance was the one I thought ‘goal’. Bellshill 12 hit an effort from just outside the box with venom and accuracy towards the bottom corner but was stopped by Craig again.

This was actually a good match between two evenly matched sides on the night and a draw was very fair. Larkhall slightly the better in my opinion but Bellshill with the bigger chances.
Efforts on goal were few and far between and I only counted 1 shot on target in the first half. I was impressed with both teams defensive displays as they were organised, commited and authoritive. Overall a very fair result based on the 90 minutes.

Full time: Larkhall Thistle 0-0 Bellshill Athletic

MOTM: Matty Craig

Two of the games biggest chances fell to Bellshill and both times I thought I’d be seeing them wheel away in celebration but Matty Craig had other ideas.
Not the busiest of goalkeepers admittedly but these big moments win and lose you games. The first save was crucial but the second one was exceptional at a time where the first goal was almost certainly going to be the winner.
There was plenty of effort and endeavour from pretty much all of the outfield players and it’s hard to pick a standout but why not the guy who stepped up when called upon.
(I promise it had everything to do with the saves and nothing to do with the fact he’s the only players name I knew). Seriously though, I’m sure I’ve justified my choice.

Summary

If you’re reading this and you’re a bit of a groundhopper you’ll be in your element at Gasworks Park. If only the terraces could tell the tales of the people that’ve stood upon them over the years.
For me, that’s what’s brilliant about Larkhall – it’s genuinely one of my favourite grounds and I’m excited to get back when I can. On the pitch it was a fair result but Bellshill are probably a little happier with a point than Bellshill.
I thought Thistle were very strong at the back and I doubt they’ll concede many goals this season. Despite being impressed I can only wonder how strong Larkhall are when there’s a full quota of players to choose from. If most of them are players who’d normally start, Larkhall will do well this season.
Thoroughly enjoyed that, get along, see the ground and lend the jags your support for a day. Please also have a look at the pictures below, they speak for themselves.

A wee shoutout to the older gentleman serving in the pie hut – a very friendly guy who made me feel welcome.

Club 54/283 – Open Goal Broomhill

Match: Open Goal Broomhill v East Kilbride
Date: 02/08/2022
Venue: Broadwood Stadium, Cumbernauld
Competition: Lowland League
Entry Fee: £9.46
Travel: £6
Miles completed today: 36
Total miles remaining: 35612

From Youtube to the Fringe, the Hydro and now running a football club – it’s been some ride for the Open Goal boys. When news came through in the summer that Open Goal were taking over at Broomhill it really shocked much of Scottish football. There are those who were totally against it and if that’s your viewpoint that’s fine however it’s undeniable that thousands more people are now taking an interest in non league football in Scotland purely off the back of this and that can only be a good thing.

Broomhill were known as BSC Glasgow in the early years of the Lowland League. Unable to find a suitable venue in Glasgow they set up camp in Alloa up until this season. The name of the club was changed to Broomhill FC and when Open Goal took over their name was added to the club’s name. Now the club seem to have an identity they have settled on and most importantly, somewhere to call home. Alloa was only ever a temporary arrangement and the longer the club were there, the less chance they’d have of building a following and an identity of their own.
Any of Broomhill’s followers wouldn’t have seen what was coming in their wildest dreams. A multimedia company with a HUGE following taking over, Si Ferry becoming manager and signing players good enough to play in leagues above, it’s crazy.
Now a wee bit of housekeeping as I explain my own groundhopping rules. This is my second visit on the blog to Broadwood Stadium as my project is to visit every club in Scotland playing at home. Cumbernauld Colts were visited in season one and it felt like the perfect time to head back here to see what all the noise is about. On that basis I won’t go into too much detail on the stadium – it’s mostly the same. The only difference is Clyde’s name has been taken out of the seats across from the main stand and there’s some ‘Open Goal Broomhill’ branding dotted about.
The thing that really stood out for me is how many people are getting behind this project. The club will comfortably boast the best attendances in the league. For over a year I’ve been screaming from the rooftops that people should go and watch more non league football and if this is what gets them along and if this is what tickles their fancy I’m happy to accept that.
Tickets are bought online and customers are charged a very random £9.46. I believe £9 is the entry fee and the 46p will be a booking fee from the company that manages their online sales but I’ve been to hundreds of football games and it’s definitely the first time I’ve been charged £9.46 to get in. The normal entry fee for tier 5 in Scotland is around a tenner so pricing wise they’re spot on.
I must say, mass produced pies tend not to be great but this steak one was a pleasant surprise – not at all stingy with the steak and the gravy ratio was perfect. Having read that sentence back, I definitely need to lay off these for a while.

Preview

So why this game? The Lowland League is one of the most competitive in the country this season and to be fair that hasn’t always been the case. Opponents East Kilbride are seasoned veterans in the division and are many people’s favourites for the league, including mine.
For OG Broomhill it’s really hard to work out their expectations. All eyes are on them, they’ve made some huge signings (I mean, Kirk Broadfoot is definitely still good enough to play at least tier 2 in Scotland) so that tells me they want to be up there and winning the league.
On the other hand we have a manager finding his feet with a squad assembled (almost) from scratch, a new ground with essentially a new fan base and I think that’ll take time to come together. Truthfully speaking I can’t decide. I’m not sure 4th or 5th this season would be a disaster and I have a funny feeling that the club will see it that way too even if some outsiders don’t.
I’ve picked this game because I’m expecting it to be good – Two good teams with lofty ambitions. Both sides have already dropped points and could do with the win to keep pace at the top. Nothing is won or lost tonight but these are the games you look back on at the end of the season as pivotal. I want goals, tackles, controversy and plenty of quality.
McBookie were offering odds of nearly 3/1 on Broomhill to win which to me, was madness. I refrained from taking the bet but that seemed a little off.

The Game

Did the game meet my expectations? And more! This was a tussle of two teams very similar in ability absolutely going for it. If I was to run through a commentary of which team had which chances I’d be here all day – it was one of the most end to end games I can remember watching.
In the first half you could argue that Broomhill were better on the ball, played on the front foot and tried to get at East Kilbride. The away side on the other hand were dangerous on the counter and got the ball up the pitch quickly putting Broomhill’s defence under pressure.
It was the home side who took the lead as Jamie Semple, with the ball at his feet and his back to goal quickly turned and shot across the keeper and into the far corner. There cheer when the ball hit the net was huge! Shortly after, Broomhill should’ve been 2 up. Kirk Broadfoot picked up a loose ball from a corner and drilled a cross along the face of the goal. The ball was met by Semple who couldn’t convert from close range. I can’t decide whether this was a sitter or if it just didn’t quite fall for him nor do I understand quite how the ball didn’t hit the back of the net again!
East Kilbride levelled through Cami Elliott who was first to react to a David Wilson save. Elliott found himself in a great position to pound on the rebound with the home defence nowhere to be seen.
Half time – 1 all!
I thought the first half was good but the second was even better. It’s clear to see how Open Goal want to play, particularly out of possession. They defend from the front and you can hear Si Ferry on the sideline emphasising and encouraging his forward players to press with intensity. It worked to an extent, East Kilbride were given no time on the ball and often were forced to go long and with the quality of Broomhill’s defence they’ll fancy themselves to pick up any pieces and they can play from there.
Despite this, the first big chance of the second half fell to Joao Victoria. He’d worked hard throughout the match and was causing problems but with the ball dropping generously in the box with time and space I don’t think anyone in the ground predicted he’d hit the ball as high and wide as he did.
Broomhill took the lead again when Semple was released down the left hand side and whilst his cross was intercepted by Kyle Munro he could only turn the ball into his own net.
Kyle would get the last laugh though as shortly after he’s wrapped a left footed 25/30 yard free kick straight into the top corner – you don’t stop those. Honestly, make sure you see the highlights of this goal as you won’t see many better this season.
A draw would’ve been a fair result but EK had other ideas. They found themselves in behind on the left hand side and fired a ball across goal which Cami Elliott was all to happy to bundle a header over the line. From here they managed the game very well and took fewer risks.
I feel like Broomhill might’ve done this when they went 2-1 up but I feel they wanted to go again and try and kill the game. It’s obviously the way they want to play and it’s more entertaining for supporters but I feel like the only difference between the teams is the ability to manage the game at the right time. EK did this very well and held on for a priceless victory.

Full time: Open Goal Broomhill 2-3 East Kilbride

Summary

I actually really enjoyed this and I’m impressed with how many people have bought into what the club are trying to do. I like the idea of fly on the wall documentaries and weekly club podcasts – it seems like a very modern yet untried way to do things. Time will tell how things pan out but if the team commit to playing the attacking, high tempo football I witnessed here then the supporters will continue to go back.
This isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but does it have to be? When the club tweeted the full time result their replies were full of people slaughtering them but that means they’re taking an interest.
Anything at all that raises the profile of Scottish football at any level is fine by me and I’ve no doubt Open Goal will successfully do that.
I see no reason to change my prediction on East Kilbride winning the league but Open Goal Broomhill are dangerous and I wouldn’t be surprised to find them up there come the end of the season but I’d say that about maybe 4 or 5 clubs this season and that’s why the Lowland League is so exciting.
I’ll be honest, I expected to feel some sort of resentment towards it all but I left understanding why people have bought into it, why there’s a buzz around the club and I had a great time into the bargain.
Sure, Broomhill lost the game but there’s more to it than that and they’re well worth a visit this season.